So today I went out busking again, after buying a wig and spray-painting it green, along with my old tattered jazz shoes, so my entire outfit was green. I made about 40 pounds, a buck thirty, and a Euro, but more interestingly I got propositioned by a fellow street-performer. He's a Romanian dancer named Silvio (yes, Silvio), who wears a red military-type coat and sunglasses and does popping and locking to techno music. He came up to me when he first got there and suggested that I add wings to my costume (which was a good suggestion, and I'm considering it), and pretty much straight off asked me out to coffee. I agreed, since he seemed like a nice enough guy, but warned him that I had a boyfriend, so if that was his motive he was out of luck. He then asked me if I ever cheated on my boyfriend, and said, "But you could have two boyfriends!" After our sets, we went over to the coffee bar near the Eye, and he bought me a Snickers, then proceeded to tell me that he doesn't like Romania because there's too many gypsies who do bad things and he doesn't want to be associated with them, that he thinks that the economic downturn was caused by fraud devices in ATM's, and that he's just broken up with his girlfriend because he thought she was cheating on him with his roommate. He then informed me that I was sexy, but not beautiful ("I like sexy girls better than beautiful girls"), and asked me to come back to his house to make a "video". Of course I declined, and left soon thereafter.
........what?????
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Just to clarify: the "video" was supposed to be a dance video or something, not a porno. I mean, he did want to sleep with me, but it wasn't quite that sketchy.
:-) wow... Well it is flattering... if not a little bit sketchy. :-)
Could he be a green fetishist??
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