Tuesday, December 15, 2009

In da house!

We've moved, over a long and stressful weekend, from 2 Henniker to a lovely little apartment just a few minutes away from West Ham station. My room is itsy bitsy and ever so cute, and thankfully I now have a somewhat rickity but very useful bed with storage underneath. There is no internet as of yet, so I'm stealing some from Three Mills.

And in short, why this new apartment is much much better than our old house:
-Adequate heat
-Actual tiling in the bathroom and kitchen
-No mold in the cupboards
-A living room
-A covered place to put our bikes
-Lots and lots of locks between us and the great outdoors (and consequentially lots of keys, which is exciting!)
-Space to store stuff
-Plenty of space in the kitchen
-And the list goes on...

And even with all of that, it's cheaper than 2 Henniker!

In LISPA news, none of my pieces have made it to be shown to the first years this Thursday, so I'll be helping with moving set pieces and being an outside eye. The pieces that will be shown are really wonderful, and it's great to be part of the class that made them. Of course part of me is disappointed not to be performing, but there will be lots of time for that later.

Also, I'm flying home this Sunday, and guess when the British Airways strike is scheduled to start? Monday! I'm counting my lucky stars, and will be very grateful to get home for the holidays.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

December in LISPA-land

And it's suddenly week 6. My goodness, how did that happen? Much has happened since my last update, so here's the news:

We've been working on Commedia dell'Arte in class, which basically means getting in touch with the "healthy selfishness" inside all of us, stealing things, murdering people, having lots of stage sex, yelling and screaming and swearing and having a fabulous time. It's felt really good to explore those baser parts of humanity, going to a place beyond all societal norms: once you've been there, it's a lot cooler to pull it back and explore "normal" stuff, but with all the richness of the dark side.

Our end of term presentation is coming up, so we as a group have to decide what we're going to show to the first years. It's both wonderful and frustrating to sit in a group of thirty-five people and try to decide on, well, anything at all. I can say for certain that if we hadn't gone through an entire year of LISPA we would not be able to do this, but after a very long meeting on Monday we decided on which platform and commedia pieces we would think about presenting next Thursday. Both of my pieces got voted out, but I'm working on a new six-person piece about lovers in a hotel, and if it works it might get shown next Thursday. But the great thing is that even if that new piece doesn't work and I'm not performing in anything, it doesn't matter, because those of us who don't perform will help the other groups by being outside eyes, getting props and costumes, being set-movers during the performance, and basically chipping in to something that is more about our group than any of us individually, and that feels really good.

On the non-school front, the move to a new house is finally happening! About two weeks ago I found a three-bedroom flat that happened to be cheaper than 2 Henniker, closer to school, and much nicer (there's actual tiling in the bathroom and a common space! hooray!). So Frank, Gaidig, her boyfriend Damien and I put down a deposit, and we're getting the keys tomorrow! My stuff is mostly packed up, but I still can't believe I'm actually leaving this house, where I've lived for more than a year now. Jill and Ana are already gone to their new place, and the house feels quite big and empty with all their stuff gone. It feels right to have a new house for a new year of LISPA, and I'm happy to be living with wonderful LISPA-folk, but I will miss the good time we had in this house.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Year Two

Hey folks, just checking in from the land of biking through 36 degrees Fahrenheit, 100 percent humidity at 9:30pm. The second year of LISPA has started, and I am immersed in a schedule of going to school anywhere from 12:30 to 4:45pm and leaving school anywhere from 8:30 to 10pm. It's a perfect schedule for night owls such as myself, but the early birds among us are suffering quite a bit.

We've dived right into classes and creation, and while this year it feels like we actually know what's going on, that certainly doesn't make it any easier to get stuff done.

Current list of assignments:
-Creation project: tell an epic story on a 6x3ft platform with five other people. My group is doing The Princess Bride.
-Make a Commedia dell'Arte style half mask.
-Make a "dynamic mask" based on a Commedia dell'Arte character
-Write about my definition of an artist and my dream life as an artist.

That might not sound like a lot, but it sure feels like it, especially when you don't really know how to do it (ie mask-making). It's also interesting to see the first-years getting accustomed to LISPA, and remembering this time last year when I was as thoroughly confused as they seem to be. Good times...

On the non-school front, things are quite happily domestic. I've been enjoying cooking as much as ever (beef stew and turkey pie have been on the menu lately, with roast chicken to come), working a shift or two at the Picturehouse on Sundays, our only class-less day, and knitting fingerless gloves for my classmates. I really do enjoy this life, and it's a good thing too, 'cause with this kind of weather, anything less than a thoroughly fulfilling pursuit would be rather torturous, and I'd be tempted to just pack up and go home. You know how they say it's not the heat, it's the humidity? Well, that principle works for cold too. Just so you know. :)

Friday, October 16, 2009

Austin, TX

Today I slept until 2:30pm, thanks to continuing jet lag from Austin. Thanks, Austin.

But seriously, Austin is one cool city! Of course its major charm at the moment is being the dwelling-place of my significant other, but it's also pretty awesome on its own merits. Coming into the airport and being greeted by country music, barbeque shops, and giant decorated guitars definitely was a big ol' "Welcome to Texas", and it was nice to be somewhere where I could go outside and want to take off my sweatshirt instead of wanting to put three more on. They call it the "live music capital of the world", I think, and I do feel rather bad that I'll be living there next year completely unappreciative of all this amazing music, while hundreds of hipsters are writhing in their skinny jeans with envy. But it sounds like there's also a thriving theater scene, many yoga studios, and enough folks with similar sensibilities to mine that I should be able to find a crowd to hang with.

But that's all in the future. Cool things we did on this particular visit included:

-Seeing thousands upon thousands of bats streaming out from under a particularly stinky bridge in central Austin as though fired by a giant inexhaustible bat-gun.

-Seeing Master Pancake Theater at the Alamo Drafthouse: basically, a live version of Mystery Science Theater 3000, with awesome food and booze.

-Going out to eat at various wonderful places, including the cheapest and best Mexican place ever, Amy's ice cream, where I swear they screen for insanity and only hire the crazy people, some great pho places, and one of my favorites, a barbeque place where the soundtrack in the bathroom was "How to speak Southern".

The inhabitants of the city also seem to be a really nice and diverse mix who somehow live in relative harmony without killing each other: we saw plenty of "Texans for Obama" bumper stickers as well as some folks at the university who displayed a sandwich board with an Obama-Hitler image, and then asked us how we'd like to go to Mars (...?). There's yoga studios next to Whattaburgers, and everyone seems to come together and bring their kids to see those famous bats. Basically, I'm really excited that this is the city I'll be living in for the foreseeable future after LISPA.

And speaking of LISPA, due to various administrative things (accreditation, visas, etc.) school got pushed back a week, which means that we don't start until... November. Which is insane. So we all still have two weeks to try to earn (and put on) those last few pounds before we get swept up in the exhausting, exhilarating, frustrating, wonderful whirlwind that the second year promises to be. Until then! :)

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Accomplishment for the day!


Reversible fingerless gloves and headband, finally finished! I'm taking orders, folks... ;)

Friday, September 18, 2009

Bath

So I just got back from Bath, where I went with Rachel and Dan for a nice little holiday. We arrived on Monday afternoon at the Bath View Apartment, which was essentially the souped-up attic of a house on a hillside overlooking Bath. And by souped-up, I mean it was like stepping into an Ikea catalogue. After the shabbiness of my humble abode, it was wonderful to revel in a place that had not one, but two sofas (!), a microwave, little trendy fireplaces of questionable functionality, heated floors in the bathrooms (!!!), and a view from one side over a beautiful little landscaped garden with an apple tree, and from the other side of the city of Bath itself.

We set out the next day in a rented car for Avebury, a tiny town east of Bath whose only distinction is being home to one of the oldest and largest evidences of neolithic human habitation, four times bigger than Stonehenge and 500 years older. We walked through sweeping hills among circles of mysterious stones set into the ground, some as tall as 10 or 15 feet, erected nearly 5,000 years ago without any modern tools, along limestone paths studded with flint. Sheep grazed among the ancient stones, maintaining the grassy landscape as they have done for thousands of years. There was a man-made hill, the size of the mounds we saw in Poland, off in the distance, the work of ancient people, constructed with deer-antler picks. I was surprised at the relative humility of this place, home to such ancient ruins. The museum, which housed 5,000 year-old artifacts, consisted of a converted barn and another tiny room in a building nearby. The artifacts themselves were the result of some seemingly off-handed excavations that took place in the early 20th century, and there had apparently not been any significant (or significantly-funded) research in the area since then. What a shame that thousands of people go to gawk at Stonehenge from a distance, when they could come to Avebury and walk among the ancient stones, even touch them. But at the same time, part of the charm of this place was its desolate and mysterious landscape, which would be ruined with the advent of too many tourists. But a word to the wise: if ever in Bath, it's Avebury you want to visit, not Stonehenge.

After communing with the stones, we headed back home, and arrived with Dan utterly fed up with driving on the wrong side of the road and the car, on narrow country lanes, dealing with about a million round-abouts, and not really knowing where we were going. We therefore decided to ditch the car, and set off the next morning on an eight-mile walk from Bath. The route of the walk was from a thirteen year-old guidebook that we borrowed from the lady downstairs, and contained directions such as "now walk through a gap in the hedge" and "continue along the edge of the field, and when you reach the second sign-post disregard its directions and continue on straight." Right. We forged on ahead, first on a 4 mile-long path with a houseboat-filled canal on one side and thousands of wild blackberries framing pastoral hills on the other. We then turned off into a tiny village, where in search for a restroom and a place to eat lunch we asked for directions to the nearest cafe at one of the houses. The wonderfully kind lady told us that there were no cafes nearby, but promptly invited us to use her outdoor table on the patio for our lunch, fed us coffee and homemade banana bread, and chatted with us about politics, freecycle (of which she is the head for the Bath region), and her children. Refreshed with food and the excellent hospitality, we continued through woods and pastures, managing to find our way despite the fact that the gap in the hedge had (not surprisingly) filled in in the last thirteen years. We ended up at a sham castle (a "19th century folly"), which was no more than a couple meters thick and which commanded a truly excellent view of Bath and the hills beyond. Finally, and somewhat unbelieveably, we managed to find our way home with the help of the trusty guide-book.

The next day was our last in Bath, and we split up to see what we wanted to see of the stately, mildew-stoned city. I saw the world-famous architecture of the Royal Crescent and the Circus, the former of which was a prince standing on a hill sweeping his cape over his shoulder and the latter a coquettish Victorian lady spurning suitor after suitor. Then the Abbey with its gorgeous stained-glass windows and upward-sweeping architechture, Pulteney Bridge, lined on both sides with shops, and of course the touristy Jane Austen centre. And at the end of all this all that was left to do was hop on a bus back to London, munching on a Sally Lunn bun, regretting only that I had not managed to take a single bath while in Bath.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Thoughts on a Sunday night

Now back to our regularly scheduled musings on life in London! Here's a few.

-I did a roast tonight, and finally made the chicken I've always wanted to make. Seems marinating it all day in olive oil, white wine, garlic, and rosemary and then sticking it in the oven for nearly two hours does the trick!

-The British seem to be obsessed with sweetcorn. They put it in everything, from salads to sandwiches. Tuna with sweetcorn? Seen it. Pizza with sweetcorn? Seen it. Ice cream with sweet corn? I'm sure that's next. But the thing is, I've never had any good corn here, or at least it's nothing compared to what you can get at a farmer's market in the States. To be fair, I haven't had farmer's market corn here, but the consistency of the British corn I've had is different. It's somehow much tougher than American corn, even bad off-season supermarket corn. I've gotten some British corn in the past and tried boiling it, with fairly unappetizing results, but tonight I tried roasting it, and it turned out rather well actually. So I got to thinking that perhaps the difference between British vs. American corn is like the difference between a horse and a hamster. You can lightly boil American corn (fresh, at least) and it tastes wonderful, just like you can lightly touch a hamster and it'll respond to you. If you lightly touch a horse, it does absolutely nothing for either of you, you have to smack the heck out of it for it to even feel anything. Hence, roasting the British corn: smack some serious heat on it and then it responds.

-I'm knitting legwarmers for myself, and I've already made two, but I don't like the first one I made because I think it's ugly. So I'm in the frustrating position of having made two and still having to make one more. And then what to do with the ugly one... suggestions anybody?

Monday, August 31, 2009

And in case you don't believe me...

Photographic proof!

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Europe part 2

When we last left our heroines they had collapsed in a tent near Salzburg. We find them again on a train to Munich.
After our week of madcap Italian and Austrian adventure, it was very nice to be met at the train station in Munich by Hilde, Sebastien and his scooter, and ushered to their lovely house in the suburbs of Munich. That weekend we enjoyed sleeping on real beds in a room whose walls didn't move when you pushed them, a tour of a beautiful carrot-smelling monastery, gilded white and full of gorgeous paintings, a scenic boat ride, and lots of swimming and ice cream. Becky left for the states on Monday, but I was lucky enough to say for another couple days, reading Pride and Prejudice on a real sofa (!), playing bike tag with Sebastien, visiting BMW world, and enjoying the lovely company of Hilde and Andrea. On Wednesday I said goodbye to this lovely haven and its occupants and hopped on a train to Stuttgart, and another train to Strasbourg (a TGV! it was nice to be able to understand the language, after all that German), and a night train, and ended up at Avignon at 4:38 in the morning. I had the good luck to have an accidental traveling companion, whom I met on the way to Strasbourg and who just happened to be in the same compartment as me on the night train. He was a nice fellow from New York, a business school grad, who was also on his way to Barcelona, and who also got off at Avignon at 4:38am. He had to wait for a train in the morning, so I asked if I could sit on the same bench as him as we read our respective books, and it sure was a comfort not to be sitting alone on a bench in Avignon at 5am. After he caught his train, I wandered around Avignon under an unbelievably clear morning sky, saw Le Pont and the ancient stone Palais des Papes (Papal Palace), and had an espresso and pain au chocolat in an open air cafe and some "jus de pomplemousse" (grapefruit juice) in the balmy shadow of an old church.

At 10:21am I caught the first of three trains to Barcelona, and at the border of Spain I experienced the first passport check yet in the EU. Lunch was some bread and goat cheese cured in ashes, very creamy and bitter. I arrived at my cosy, quiet hostel at about 9pm, and collapsed in my tiny room soon thereafter. I had two days to "see" Barcelona all by myself, and the first day was jam-packed. I walked through the gardens to the south of the city, with beautiful fountains and statues. My favorite part was the Parc Joan Brossa, which was filled with strange wood and rubber structures that resembled a lifetime course but were actually musical instruments! Next was lunch at the big market, where I got a strawberry-coconut smoothie, some fried fish balls on a stick, one of those flat peaches, a couple little fishes fried in vinegar, and some little strawberry-like things, all for under 6 euro. La Rambla was kind of disappointing to me: there were lots of tourists gawking at street performers with huge costumes and no discernible talent, vendors selling bird whistles and others selling actual birds, and the constant fear of pick-pockets. More exciting was the Chocolate Museum, which gave out little bars of dark chocolate as the tickets! In addition to lots of information about the origin and history of chocolate, there were lots of sculptures made entirely out of chocolate! Delicious. That evening I went to see the Magic Fountain, a light and music spectacle featuring the most virtuosic water I've ever seen. After a delicious dinner out at a restaurant at about 10pm, I collapsed, and woke up next morning determined to see the Sagrada Familia. After walking quite a long ways on feet already tired from the day before, I finally found it, and it was very cool, still under construction of course, with towering spires and dramatic sweeps of architecture. That fulfilled the list of things I had wanted to do in Barcelona, so I and my aching feet wandered the city more or less aimlessly until my flight that evening to Athens.

At about 2am, I found my housemates Frank and Jill and my classmates Txema, Eric and John Michael in the Athens airport, where they were hunkered down for the night after arriving from London at 1am. After some delirious early morning laughter and a couple games of solitare, we hopped on a plane for 35 minutes, watched the sunrise over the sea, and landed in Chania, Crete where we were met by another classmate, Margot. We all drove to Rethymno in our rented cars and were met by the happy couple, the male half of which is our classmate Nikos, who invited us to Crete in the first place to do a play for his wedding. They treated us to Greek coffee (much like Turkish coffee, with a sludge of grounds at the bottom), and instructed us to go swimming immediately. The water was warm enough even for me, the waves just big enough to be thrilling without being threatening, the sand hot and fine. When our hotel rooms were ready we walked across the street from the beach (!) and settled in. After a nap and a wonderful communal dinner of spaghetti, olives, olive oil, and bread, some of us set out to explore the town, a picturesque place filled with touristy shops and thudding disco-bars. We ended up being invited into one of the port-side restaurants, courtesy of Margot, our out-going Greek-speaker, where we were treated to free raki (Cretan hard liquor) and a bazouki concert by the owner off the place. This was just a taste of the hospitality we would enjoy for the next week, a week full of food and drink, music and dance.

Crete is stunningly beautiful. The ocean stretches out to the horizon in its many shades of blue, mirrored by the clear blue sky. The beaches are composed of perfect sand on the north side, tiny pebbles on the south side, where we went only once and where the water is perfectly calm, cold, and clear, as opposed to the warm, turbulent, seaweed choked waters of the north. By the beaches are multitudes of little "tavernas", where German tourists sample the seafood and Cretan men pass the time, flipping their komboloi, which looks like rosaries, incessently against their hands. Further inland, Crete is a maze of winding roads through towering mountains, with goats and groves of olive trees on their steep slopes. There are tiny church-shaped monuments on the side of the road, from the many (too many, one of our new Cretan friends tells us) accidents that happen on the roads. The taverna where we rehearse, and perform, our wedding play is in these mountains, a rustic building with a round concrete stage that stains our feet with its red dusty paint, and a green grape arbor from which we can reach up and pick a snack whenever we like. We rehearse in the mornings on the cool shady grass with the groom Nikos, who is otherwise running around like a headless chicken. After rehearsal we swim in the ocean, go to plays in Greek at Rethymno's pine-studded outdoor amphitheater, or visit the house of a recent LISPA grad, who lives with her parents in a perfect pink villa with a pomegranate tree, overlooking the sea. She and her boyfriend, also a recent grad, taught us to dive off the rocks into the warm turbulent water and fed us cucumbers and stuffed tomatoes fresh from the garden, homemade olive oil and raki, and huge slabs of feta. We were also entertained one evening by the family of Emmanouela, the bride. The party started at about midnight, and we were fed massive quantities of meat and generally smiled at until three in the morning.

The wedding itself was joyous. The ceremony took place in a tiny church high up in the mountains, at just the right time of day so that the bride looked absolutely stunning in the light of the fading sun, and the groom equally stunning as she came to meet him. The couple were married under an outdoor awning, as the crowd looked on and chatted, and pelted them with rice at the appropriate moment. Everyone then trooped over to the taverna, which was set up for 300 people (a small wedding, we were told). We performed the love story of Nikos and Emmanouela to general appreciation, stuffed ourselves with lamb, rice, potatoes, and wine and raki made by the bride's father, and tried our hand at the Cretan dances. Most of us woke up quite hung-over the next morning (not me, of course ;). On our final day, we were informed that it was bad luck the weather was so bad (it was 80 degrees and sunny, but apparently the wind was too strong), and we suffered the bad weather at a beach-side taverna with a palm-thatched roof until it was time to say goodbye to our dear friend Nikos and his lovely new wife, and set out on an overnight ferry to Athens.

In Athens, we stayed at the house of Nikos' mother, who was still in Crete, and were looked after by their friend and upstairs neighbor Dimitrius, who insisted that we call him Jim. We gladly fell into the Mediterranean habit of afternoon napping, and spent many blissful hours asleep or reading in the quiet house, disturbed only by the barking of the neighbor's dogs. We visited the Acropolis and its museum, and though the ruins were stunning, I was quite frankly a little too overwhelmed by that time to take it all in properly. For the last couple days we stocked up on sun and souvlaki, played 7-hand rummy, and went to see the guards at the Parliament building, who did an amazingly stylized clown-type walking routine, wearing shoes with pom-poms and hats with long tassels, and whose sweaty faces were wiped with a hanky by a camo-wearing guard. On this note of absurdism, we prepared to leave, and soon thereafter we touched down at Stansted airport, cursing the overcast, chilly British "summer", but generally glad to be home.

It is good to be home, now that I've adjusted to the weather. My tan is starting to fade already, but the taste of feta is still in my mouth, and I'm truly grateful for the amazing European adventure I was lucky enough to have. Next on deck is a visit from the wonderful Philly relatives, a visit to Roger in Austin, and then my second and last year of LISPA! Onward and upward...

Friday, August 14, 2009

Europe, Part One/Uno/Un/Eins

(Those allergic to travel diaries in blogs should stop reading now.)

So a week and a half ago, I woke up at 2 in the morning, threw together the last scraps of food in the kitchen (which meant a fish sandwich and some biscuits for breakfast), hopped on a bus, climbed on a plane, and went to Rome! There I met Becky at the main train station, and we headed out to explore. Rome is just so... old! I was impressed by its color palatte, a range fom cream to salmon, its omnipresent graffiti, its embarassment of ruins. We saw the "Colo-frickin´-sseum" (as we called it), the Sistine Chapel, went to the Vatican museum (and sang Tom Lehrer´s Vatican Rag, of course), saw St. Pete´s Basilica, Michelangelo´s Pieta, and the Pantheon, and ate the best gelato ever, handmade by a friendly guy who gave us free samples. And Becky got a Roman haircut, which was pretty much like any other haircut except that it was in Rome. The hostel that we called home during this part of the trip was kind of bizarre, like Sandy Island full of strangers, for those in the know. Swimming in their Olympic sized outdoor pool surrounded by tropical greenery, with an Italian moon overhead and "The Girl from Ipanema" playing in the bar, we could almost forget that we would be sleeping in a tent on rickety bunk beds, and that we´d payed approximately 6 euro a night for this privilege (an incredibly good deal).

The next stop on our journey was Venice, and after getting the best coffee of my life at a coffee shop near the station in Rome (I didn´t sweeten it at all, which is saying something!) we hopped on a train. Golden green hills spattered with red roofed villas and their farms gave way to flatter land, and eventually vast stretches of water, and then a warm-hued city that seemed to rise up out of it. After spending a night at a hostel that was full of Australian touists and where we slept yet again in a tent and were bitten by exceptionally vicious mosquitos, we set out to explore the city. Since we´d decided we were "churched out", we spent the day wandering in alleys that felt like hugs, going anywhere that the other tourists weren´t going, which meant that we often ended up at a dead end at a green alley of water, with a striped shirted gondolier going by with his cargo of tourists. The city felt, as Becky put it, like Disneyland: for every resident we probably saw about a hundred tourists. If I go back to Venice some day, I want to go in the winter, when real people are there. So far we´d been living mostly on amazing local bread, cheese, and tomatoes, but before leaving we had a proper dinner at a restaurant near the train station: pasta with mushrooms in cream sauce, bread, fried fish, salad, and the most amazing berry-ricotta cake.

Next was Salzburg, and to get there we went on an overnight train, where we shared a compartment with three frat boys from the Netherlands who offered us beer, and when we declined didn´t bother us again the whole night. We arrived at 4 in the morning, and while Becky slept I read a book and watched the sun rise on the Austrian mountains. Salzburg smelled like herbs, was full of Mozart-kugelen, mountains with castles on top of them, and women wearing traditional Austrian dress completely unironically. It felt much colder somehow, despite being just as hot as Italy in temperature, and it was strange to be hearing German on the street. Our major goal of the day was to find the gazebo from the Sound of Music, but we didn´t have a map or a real idea of where we were going. After much extrapolating and 10 miles of walking, exhausted and with sore feet, we finally found it, and it turned out to be the most anticlimactic gazebo we´d ever seen. So we promptly got on a bus, went to our next hostel, collapsed, and slept for about 17 hours, with a brief shower and dinner break in the middle.

The adventure continues in our next episode... stay tuned!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

On the verge of adventures

It is nearly time! On Monday morning at 4am I will climb on a bus that takes me to Stansted airport, from whence I will travel to Rome, where I will meet my darling sister at the Main Termini. And from there the European tour commences, from which I will not return until August 27th. Preparations are nearly completed: a rucksack has been purchased, nearly 200 pounds in coins are sitting in my room waiting to be converted into Euro, and all I need to do is print out my boarding pass!
The last few weeks have been nice and hectic. We did our final presentations, which turned out very well, I thought. I was very proud of us fish, and hopefully someone will post a recording of our little piece later on in the summer: I'll post a link to it here when it goes up. And then school finished with a beautiful ceremony that we first-years put together for the second years. It was a sort of pagan Greek/Roman luxury spa trust fall/walk inspirational experience with lots of massages, grapes, togas, and blindfolds. We first years, toga-clad, greeted the second-years with music and dancing, married them all together (one of my classmates got "ordained" for the purpose from the Church of Universal Light or whatever) and led them through different stations that were intended to help them relax after a long hard year and to help them prepare for the future. These included a massage parlor, an inspirational quote and trust fall section, and a blindfolded "journey to mount Olympus". After we cycled them all through these stations, we had them take off their blindfolds to see us all "punting" them into the future by the canal, and they each got a flower to throw in the canal with a wish. By this time it was raining as well, so the atmosphere was amazingly emotional and joyful. Some of them even threw themselves into the canal along with their flowers and went swimming, to the surprise and amusement of all. And after all this, we went back inside, dried off, ate lots of good food and said good-bye! Several of my classmates have decided not to come back next year, which is very sad, but they're going on to do amazing theatrical things, so it's nice to know they'll be happy and busy.
For the week and a half after the end of school I had the pleasure of being visited by my dad (for a few days) and Roger, so I got treated to all sorts of nice food, a real tour of London on one of the open-top buses, and of course the amazing company. It was so nice to have people from home here. I sometimes lose track of the fact that I'm living in a foreign country, and it was so nice to have that reminder of where I come from. And after the venerable guests left I dove right into working at the cinema and street performing, trying to save up as much as possible for Europe.
And that's where's I'm at! I'll try to keep you all posted during the European adventures, but I don't know how often I'll be able to post, so have a good month everyone, and I'll see you on the other side of Europe! :)

Saturday, July 4, 2009

A fishy Fourth

Last night was one of the most surreal nights of my life. I worked in the Billingsgate Fish Market from 2am until 10am this morning, for research for our observation piece. How in the world did this happen, you ask? Well, my group has been to the market several times to observe, and on one of our visits we ended up talking to the "king of the market," a talkative fellow whose name is Roger, coincidentally. Just to give you an idea of this fellow: he wears a straw boater hat, a bluetooth earpiece, and a dagger in a sheath to cut open fish boxes. He soliloquized to us about fish, cooking, entertaining young ladies, the "good old days," the war, etc. etc. etc., and then offered for us to come work for him if we wanted. Of course we, being enterprising young bohemians, decided to take him up on it, so at 2:00 last night my classmate John Michael and I found ourselves at the market, being given white coats and assigned to one of Roger's employees to be shown how to do things. Just to give you an idea of the setting, Billingsgate is located in Canary Wharf, the classy business district of London, and its 70's era yellow warehouse structure is in stark comparison to the shiny glass skyscrapers that tower over it. As you approach the car park you hear seagulls wheeling overhead, the squeak of styrofoam, and the shouts of the burly porters who drag massive pallets of fish to the many stalls that are arranged in rows inside the building. Inside the building, the smell of thousands of live and dead sea creatures hits you, as you walk on the slippery green floor dodging men in white coats and wellies. Observing was one thing, but actually doing the job is another thing entirely. One of the first things I learned was how to pick up a sea bass: always by the head and the tail, otherwise you risk getting cut by the sharp dorsal fins. The cold, slippery fish were surprisingly pleasant to handle, I found, and their scent is still on my hands after half a dozen hand washings and a shower. While the market was setting up, I learned how to arrange fish on display, and how to weigh fish for bulk orders, put them in a styrofoam box, cover them with ice, and write the name of the buyer on the side with a bulky crayon. When the customers began to arrive, I was put in charge of selling the live crayfish, which kept making excursions out of their boxes and had to be frequently corraled; the snails, which were live, covered with mud and which sold for 2 pounds a kilo; the razor clams, which look like white tongues hanging out of their distinctive shells, and which will "lick" if you run your fingers over them; and the wild sea bass, selling for 7-10 pounds per kilo, depending on the size. In between all this, I was treated to the near-constant joking of the fishmongers, and even got to indulge in a bit of yelling and jokery myself. The workers were very forgiving, supplying us with information, coffee, and friendly advice such as "I've been working here for 30 years: it's a life sentence. Get out while you can!" As the market closed, we packed up the fish on ice, tried to sell the last dead lobsters for a bargain price, and were both paid 30 pounds in cash and sent home with about 300 pounds (money) worth of fish (which probably would have gone bad before the market re-opened on Tuesday). This included 250 pounds worth of the biggest shrimp I've ever seen, some a full foot long, a whole 2-kilo sea bass (ungutted), a gigantic swordfish steak, and several huge cod pieces. Thankfully, we're having a 4th of July celebration tonight, so after lugging all this fish back to John Michael's house, we spent about an hour cutting the hunks of fish up into managable portions and shelling the majority of the shrimp, which we're going to grill tonight. My hands are covered in tiny cuts from this activity: there's a lot more pointy bits on shrimp than you might imagine.
And that was my night! Believe it or not, I'm planning on going back to work there again at least once, since Roger told me that I'm welcome to come back if I want. There's something about the visceral, old-fashioned work (there's no till at Roger's stand, just a drawer full of money) that really speaks to me, and it feels nice to be doing something so practical and hands-on, especially after so much abstract theatrical work. So there it is, another job to put on the resume, and another really cool experience in London. And now, sleep. I'm hoping for fishy firework dreams. :)

Friday, June 26, 2009

Sick day

So today I'm not feeling too good, which provides the perfect excuse to stay home from school and write a blog post! Quite frankly, I'd rather be at school, but when my body forcefully orders me to lie down and watch movies for a day I figure I'd better listen.

So... what's been happening? This week was the last week of having improv classes: there's only 3 weeks left in the school year (what???????), so we're gearing up for our final projects. These include:

-An acrobatics presentation, both of a set routine (T-balance forward side roll step half-turn forward roll upward jump two linked cartwheels handstand forward roll full turn jump backward roll straddle backward roll to push-up position shoot through to lie neckspring forward roll jump half turn straddle up to handstand forward roll tuck jump... collapse), and of a free routine, which is fifteen acrobatics moves and fifteen moves of our choice: I'm going to do contact juggling for my fifteen free moves, and Jill is tentatively planning to do a clown version of my routine with a watermelon. It's amazing how much I've learned in acrobatics this year: it's as if all the gaps in my acrobatics knowledge have been filled! So exciting.

-A presentation of the 20 Movements, which are twenty mime-type movements that we've learned throughout the year: they're kind of like the 10 Commandments of LISPA, except there's 20 of them and they're more like the 20 Exhausting Exercises That Ask Unanswerable Questions. We have to string them together in whatever order we choose and present them alone in front of the whole class and all the teachers. Apparently we'll be focusing mainly on these in class from now on.

-A space lab project on "Passions": we choose one passion (love, hate, fear, lust, grief, etc.: I chose fear), and create a "portable structure" based on it, which means a structure that "doesn't like to be put down" and that is dynamic when picked up and carried around. "....huh?" is a perfectly acceptable reaction to this one, I'm not sure I get it either.

-A group observation, where in groups of 5-8 we observe real life places based around a theme and create a piece of theater based on our observeations. This is as specific as the assignment gets, which is terrifying of course. My group started with food as our theme, and yesterday we went to observe at the Billingsgate Fish Market at 7am. It was really amazing, lots of dead fish, live shell-fish and eels, styrofoam, wellies, and wet floors. We met a loquatious veteran fish trader named Roger who told us all about fish, cooking them, entertaining young ladies, the War, etc. etc. etc., and who offered to let us come work with his team for a night! We're actually going to take him up on it, so I'll hopefully be posting about my fishy night sometime next week.

Whew! And on top of that there's work, and travelling to plan. Oh, I haven't mentioned this yet: I'm going on an epic young-adult European tour this summer! The itinerary involves meeting Becky in Rome, thence to Venice, Salzburg, Munich to see Hilde, on through the south of France to Barcelona (by myself!), then on to Athens and from there to Crete to do a theater piece for one of my classmate's wedding, then back to Athens to see it for real, and back home to London. It's going to be quite the adventure, I really can't wait!

So that's life at the moment! Or rather, I'm looking forward to all this in the near future, but for now I'm going to make a cup of tea and watch The Full Monty on youtube. :)

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Fun busking story!

So today I went out busking again, after buying a wig and spray-painting it green, along with my old tattered jazz shoes, so my entire outfit was green. I made about 40 pounds, a buck thirty, and a Euro, but more interestingly I got propositioned by a fellow street-performer. He's a Romanian dancer named Silvio (yes, Silvio), who wears a red military-type coat and sunglasses and does popping and locking to techno music. He came up to me when he first got there and suggested that I add wings to my costume (which was a good suggestion, and I'm considering it), and pretty much straight off asked me out to coffee. I agreed, since he seemed like a nice enough guy, but warned him that I had a boyfriend, so if that was his motive he was out of luck. He then asked me if I ever cheated on my boyfriend, and said, "But you could have two boyfriends!" After our sets, we went over to the coffee bar near the Eye, and he bought me a Snickers, then proceeded to tell me that he doesn't like Romania because there's too many gypsies who do bad things and he doesn't want to be associated with them, that he thinks that the economic downturn was caused by fraud devices in ATM's, and that he's just broken up with his girlfriend because he thought she was cheating on him with his roommate. He then informed me that I was sexy, but not beautiful ("I like sexy girls better than beautiful girls"), and asked me to come back to his house to make a "video". Of course I declined, and left soon thereafter.

........what?????

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

First Embankment busking

So today I went busking next to the London Eye for the first time. I've done this before in Boston and Munich, but I haven't been out for several years now. In case you don't know, I do contact juggling, which involves creating an optical illusion with a clear acrylic ball that seems to make the ball float: tourists love it. Today I went out in a green dress with make-up, and I think I'm going to invest in a green wig as well: the bigger/crazier your costume, the more money you make.
I'm planning to go as often as possible to make money for travel this summer, especially after my experience today. It takes about an hour to bike there, a 15 mile round trip, so the commute isn't too bad. And on a rather dreary Wednesday afternoon during a Tube strike I made about 50 pounds in three and a half hours (plus an American nickel, a coin from the Czech Republic, and a handful of Euro). The set-up down there is perfect for street performing: it's a wide boulevard next to the Thames, with tourists a-plenty drawn to the London Eye and no hostility from the cops. It even has trees to stand under, which is very important for what I do (if I stand in the sun, the ball can burn me). And the competition is certainly not overwhelming or hostile: today there were a couple guys in silly costumes talking to the tourists, some iguanas riding bikes, and an all-blue guitar player, all of whom were very chill. There are plenty of tourists to go around.
So I think I'll go back tomorrow, since we don't have school yet again (stupid Tube strike!). Crazy stories to come, I'm sure! :)

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Summer!

It's finally summer! After months of cold and rain and general dreariness we are now blessed with green things everywhere, birds a'chirping, weather in the 70's, days that are actually sunny (interspersed with more dreariness, of course), and the near constant jangling of our neighborhood ice cream truck, which plays Yankee Doodle Dandy, strangely enough.

School has been moving ahead at a frighteningly rapid pace: we've moved on to character work now, which feels like an appropriate culmination for the year. The first week of this term was spent exploring a character based on a person we observed (in my case, a co-worker), and mine turned out to be a rather dumb loud-mouthed girl named Diamond (I wish you all could meet her, she's a kick in the pants!). This week we're working on another character, preferably one very different from the first, and my second character is turning out to be a neurotic librarian named Roxanne. Apparently our next assignment will be the "quick change," ie: 3 actors, 6 characters. Should be extremely exciting and frustrating, I'll be sure you tell you all how it goes. In addition to all this, we also have the final projects looming over us. The first one is The Twenty Movements, which is a series of technical movements that we've been learning throughout the year (eg: swimming, climbing a wall, rowing a boat, hitting things with sticks...): we perform them individually, and it's up to us to structure them how we like. The second one is a group piece, where we choose a theme or place, go out and observe, and create a piece of theater (which is as specific as the guidelines were). So there's lots to do and think about, and it's only going to get busier: yay!

As for the last month, I had the great joy of having my other half here with me, which is also my excuse for not updating in so long. The break was really really nice: it was wonderful to forget about school and do things like eat out in restaurants, see movies, go biking, and travel... to Poland! We went to Krakow to visit my friend Lauren for five days in the middle of the break, and it was quite the experience. I'd never before been to a place so recently and heavily involved in war, and the atmosphere of oppression and loss was kind of overwhelming. Just an example of the awareness of the past: in the town center, there was a beautiful old church with a tall tower from which a bugler would play a tune every hour. He always stopped abruptly at the same point in the song, apparently to commemorate a bugler who was shot by an enemy archer while playing. We also went to Auschwitz and Birkenau, which was something I'm very glad to have done, and not sure I could ever do again. On the lighter side, we got to eat a ridiculous number of pierogies, see a random brass band dedicating a trolley, ride a ferris wheel at night, visit a salt mine, and lots of other wonderful things (http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2024163&id=4101276&l=91ced377ce for pictures). Overall, it was a really nice trip, and it was good to get away from London.

And back to London... it seems that we won't be moving after all. The hassles of finding a new house, paying a deposit, notifying everyone of our change of address, changing our utilities and internet services, and moving all our furniture seem to outweigh the difficulties we face here. And those difficulties sure make for some good stories, for instance, part of our fence burned down a couple days ago! Our new neighbors decided that it would be a great idea to burn everything in their backyard, which ended up including our fence. The damage:


It was quite the adventure that afternoon: Ana, the neighbor and I were out there with buckets of water, spraying down the fire out the bathroom window with the showerhead, and then the fire fighters came and ran a hose through our hall... so amazing.

And that brings us up to date, I think! More to come in the following weeks...

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Birthday reflections

I am 23! Really psyched, I think this is going to be a good one (partly because it will be completely consumed by LISPA, traveling in Europe, and other wonderful young adult-y things). My classmates and housemates were really amazing: yesterday Jill and Kate made me a tea party with, well, tea, and about half a dozen different types of little sandwiches, and scones, and fairy cakes (cupcakes to us yanks), and the lovely company of about ten of my classmates. It was really the most perfect birthday party I could have imagined, and today I got given lots of hugs and chocolate and good wishes, and even a cake, to my complete surprise! I guess you know it's your birthday when fully half of your lunch consists of chocolate cake. So it's been a really wonderful birthday, and it feels like a good send-off into the next year.

And my birthday gift to you all... photos! As always, let me know if this link doesn't work. :)

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2023781&id=4101276&l=3975ed0392

Monday, April 20, 2009

Moving house

We're moving! 2 Henniker Road has finally worn us down with its dampness, mold, broken radiators, peeling wallpaper, leaks in the roof, broken appliances, rats and mice in the kitchen, and condoms (yes, condoms) in the backyard (no, we don't know how they got there). We're also getting sick of walking to and from school passing myriads of nasty-smelling fried chicken shops, a brothel, and several construction sites on the way. Thankfully, we're doing well as a household and most of us want to stay for the summer, so our current plan is to find a nice 5 or 6 bedroom house in Plaistow, which is a nice area near the school, and move in ASAP. I'm sure there'll be lots of stories coming out of this, so I'll be sure to keep y'all posted.

In other news, school is becoming more and more demanding. We had to make our own masks and use them this past week, which was a bit of a trial for all of us. We've moved out of the realm of animals and into masks, so we've been working with our own masks, larval masks (which are somewhere between human and animal), and this week we'll be using expressive masks, which is quite exciting. Mask work is quite difficult: it requires a very high level of focus, since our bodies need to be on the same "level" as the masks, and we need to be in absolute control of every movement, or the mask doesn't play. Needless to say, it gets frustrating, and that frustration is added to by the fact that we're all getting more and more fed up with each other, having worked together for around 6 months now in really really really close quarters every day. Our next creation theme is "the brawl," which is quite well timed, I think, and should be a lot of fun, especially since in acrobatics class we're learning a martial art called Hap-kido (sp?) and we're encouraged to use those moves in our creation. So we get to beat each other up, and have fun doing it! :D

So yeah, I'm struggling ahead, watching the time go by really really quickly (the year is nearly three quarters over!). Life as usual at LISPA!

Friday, April 3, 2009

The saga of the bike

I am now the proud owner of a brand new, spick and span, blue/purple, foldable mountain bike... that I got at half price! It has 18 gears, front and rear suspension, and a cute little bell I can ding at people. :D

I got it from Argos, the coolest store ever: basically, they have everything (from engagement rings to, well, mountain bikes!). The storefront is full of catalogues, and you write down what you want on a little piece of paper, pay for it, and they get it for you out of this mysterious and presumably vast back room. In this case, I got it online, so I ordered the bike Sunday, received it Tuesday and spent that afternoon putting it together (which meant that the front brakes didn't work and, as I found out later, I put the handlebars on backwards). Then I rode it to a bike shop on Liverpool St. on Thursday (with no front brakes, the handlebars on backwards, and only a vague idea of where I was going... that was an adventure!) and picked it up today! So less than a week after ordering it, my bike is set to go!

And the best part about all of this is that bike, helmet, lock, reflective "trouser clips", and safety check/repairs cost less than 150 pounds! That's really quite staggering, especially for a new bike. Yay for Argos! :D

Friday, March 27, 2009

Unleashing the animal within

So it's the end of week 2 of term 3, and I'm really tired. I think it's because we've been doing animals for two weeks now, and animals are really energetic! Especially ones like mice and spiders. Phew...
Oh, I suppose I should explain what I mean by "doing" animals. We've been exploring how animals move, not in a superficial, or what the teachers call "Disney" way, but looking at how animals actually move and seeing what that brings out in us. For the first week we simply moved like the animals, but in the second week we've been putting them in human situations, which is really fun. Some examples:

-A chicken daughter introduces her parents to her new boyfriend, who happens to be a vulture.

-A bad-techno club is inhabited by a gecko DJ, a spider bartender, a Komodo dragon bouncer, and lots of partying ants.

-Two walruses dance together at a high-school party.

Needless to say, there's a lot of hilarity that ensues. It's also been fun finding out what "our" animals are: my current theory is that I'm a mix of giraffe, ant, and red panda. Thoughts?

And then we move on to masks! I don't know yet exactly what we're doing, but it sounds like we'll be using our animal work to create characters, which should be awesome. And so life at LISPA continues, as awesome as ever!

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Highlights of break

Back to school tomorrow! But first, some of the high points of break:

-Watched all 8 episodes of "Oz and James Drink to Britain", the most amazing BBC show of all time: basically, two guys drive around the UK getting drunk and making fun of each other. Awesome. But seriously, it's educational too: did you know that whiskey is basically distilled beer? I sure didn't.

-Went to a football match, learned that the proper way to cheer West Ham United is "Uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmm auuuhhhhhhh oooooooooaaaaaiiiiiiehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" and that their official song is about bubbles. I love England.

-Read Watchmen and saw the film: infinitely preferred the ending of the film because it was elegant and actually made sense. I also spent fully a third of the movie hiding in Roger's armpit from the violence. The violence in the comic was also plenty graphic, so it's not like I didn't have any warning, but pictures in a book don't spurt and they don't make squelching noises. Blech.

-Visited Oxford Street, Trafalger Square, the Tate Modern, Covent Garden, Big Ben and the Houses of Parliament, the London Eye (actually went on it too! pretty awesome view), and the Prime Meridian in Greenwich!

-Got my woodsy fix at Hampstead Heath, watched dozens of gulls, coots, and ducks vying for bread being throw by people standing ten feet away from a sign that said "Please do not feed the birds".

-Went to Cambridge and tried my hand at punting... after learning to do it in class! Much harder in real life.

-Was introduced to Guinness for the first time, and loved it! Definitely one of my favorite beers so far.

And that was about it! So much fun, went by much too quickly. And now back to our regularly scheduled program, which sounds like it will involve imitating animals, making and wearing masks, and of course all the other acrobatic, funny noise making, ridiculous shenanigans we get up to over at LISPA. I can't wait! :)

Saturday, February 28, 2009

The breaking point

Term 2 is over! Break has begun! Roger is here! Resting commences...

Sunday, February 22, 2009

More movie theater

Here I am at the conclusion of my second weekend working at the movie theater, and I must say I do like it quite a bit. So far I've ushered and worked the kiosk, both of which have their pros and cons and interesting bits, as follows:

Ushering: such a massive amount of trash to clean up! Especially after a sold-out kid's film like Bolt (which is very popular these days, and in 3-D! oooooh...). Between cleaning the theaters, the floor, the bathrooms, your hands, and then starting all over again, it does get rather exhausting, and the other part of the ushering job is keeping the peace when people (ie kids) act up. One of my co-workers actually informed me that he gets put on ushering sometimes because he "likes throwing people out." I suspect I won't be ushering much in the future mainly because I'm really bad at being mean.
But ushering does have its perks: you get to wander in and see bits of the films on your down time, which is kind of fun. I actually popped in to see bits of Bolt and it was entertaining, though not much else, but certainly better than Hotel for Dogs (yes, Hotel for Dogs... sigh).
So that's ushering, overall hard and tiring, but essentially brainless, which is why they put the newbies on it first, of course.
Things I've learned while ushering: people are slobs, but it's okay because that's why I get paid; if you watch one of those 3-D movies without glasses it gives you a headache after awhile; and a "clean" theater most likely just has all the popcorn and soda straws and used napkins swept under the seats (feel free to check, I'd be curious to know if that applies to all theaters or just the Stratford Picture House). Perhaps that's why they always keep it so dark in there...

And then there's kiosk! Selling popcorn and candy and soda and muffins and beer and lollypops and fruit juice and nachos and sometimes movie tickets... Whew! This one's a bit trickier than ushering, but I actually like it a lot more: you're on the clean end of the mess, so to speak, and I have fun using the till.
Things I've learned while working in the kiosk: people are greedy, but it's okay because that's why I get paid; people are willing to spend a ridiculous amount of money on movie snacks: today I watched a family of four spend more on popcorn, soda, and hot dogs than I spend on a week's worth of groceries; and the most popular things are often the ones that are composed mainly of chemicals and come in generic silver bags (you can't tell the nacho cheese from the slush mix out of context... shudder).

So that's my work so far, and I really don't mind it at all. Thirteen hours wasn't too bad yesterday, and five was a breeze today. And besides the amazingly short commute, there's also plenty of perks to make up for the minimum wages: for instance, I get 20 free movie tickets a week for me and one for a friend, which is really dumb, because who's going to personally see 20 movies a week? But of course the employees get around it by using each other's tickets, through a handy loophole in the system. So basically I never have to pay for a movie again and neither do my friends! Sweet! There's also often waste popcorn and candy at the end of the day, which I'm free to take home. And my coworkers and managers are really nice, which is a major plus.

And that's my new job! Pretty sweet, eh? Just let me know if you're ever in town and need free tickets... ;)

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Popcorn overload

12 hours first day movie theater job! Tired, so fragments.

Found in theaters while cleaning: umbrella, 10 pounds (if no one claims it in 3 months I get to keep it!), bottle of "xtra red": I showed it to just about everyone who worked there and no-one could tell what it was, but it was labelled "hazardous, flammable" etc. Also, a BOATLOAD of popcorn. Like seriously, could've filled a yacht.

Started out in kiosk selling popcorn and slushies, moved upstairs to usher for rest of day. Emptying trash, replacing toilet paper (or loo rolls as they call them here, ain't that cute?), sweeping popcorn under seats, checking tickets, for TEN HOURS. Actually not that bad, though everyone said it was a real "trial by fire": high hopes that this means the job is quite easy usually.

Left at 10:05, arrived home 10:10. <3 . Also, due in at 1 tomorrow, waking up at 11:00 at the earliest. Heck yeah.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Would you like popcorn with that?

As some of you might remember, when I first started looking for a job in October I applied at a movie theater near my house, but was turned away because I was going home for the winter holidays. Well, guess what? Last week I went in to see a movie and was informed that they were hiring again, so I dropped in my resume, and poof, I suddenly have a new job! I go in Friday to fill out paperwork, and Saturday I start! With a 12-hour day! On Valentine's Day! ...... Aaaaaah! But I guess if I can handle that I can handle anything, eh? I'll probably also still be going in to Synovate (I'm allowed to work 20 hours with my student visa, and the theater promises only 12-15), and I think it'll be nice to have some variety in my working life.
Just for fun, pros and cons of both jobs!

Synovate (market research)
Pros: free coffee and tea, I can wear whatever I want on the job (including no shoes), sitting down is wonderful, co-workers pretty cool, fun to talk to people, LISPA friends to commute with, pay isn't bad at all.

Cons: the frickin' hour-long commute (!!!), sore throat sometimes, bitchy people.

Picture House (movie theater)
Pros: really close to my house (!!!!!), possible free movies, food, etc.

Cons: have to wear nice-looking clothes and (horror!) shoes, standing up all day, all the little things that I'll tell you about when I recover from this weekend... ;)

Friday, January 30, 2009

On the set

It's been fun being on and around a movie studio! Daily experiences include having to show my pass to security every morning, overhearing meetings about TV shows in the cafe, seeing cars with tinted windows go by, most likely containing some mildly famous person or other, and hearing snippets of rehearsals for West End shows from open windows (both Carmen and Spongebob Squarepants: The Musical are rehearsing at 3 Mills right now, and no I'm not kidding about the second one).

And then today I got to walk right through the middle of some actual shooting! When I got to school at 8:30 there were a bunch of people on the path that I walk on to get to 3 Mills: they were changing the banner on a vendor's cart so it read "Dino's Burgers", setting up lighting and sound equipment, and just milling around, and there were a couple of dummies lying on the ground dressed in various outfits for who knows what purpose: calibrating the lights or something, I suppose, though my first thought was that it was a shoot em' up type film and they'd be the victims (hee hee). By the time class ended and I went back in that direction at about 2:45, they were shooting, and I actually had to wait to walk through while they did a take! The scene they were shooting involved a guy in a cop uniform walking toward the camera and saying "Oi! You let go of my mate! Don't mess with me, ya know I'm a suicidal type bugger and you don't know what I'll do" or something of that nature. I kind of want to find out what this show is, sounds pretty amazing.

And in other news, check out what's happened to my jazz shoes after three months of constant use! They were worn out to start with, but those are holes clear through the toes! Time for a new pair...



Saturday, January 24, 2009

Photos, finally!

Hey folks, here's some photos!

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2022049&l=61824&id=4101276

Friday, January 23, 2009

Slumdog Millionare

(Warning: Those allergic to movie reviews in blogs should stop reading now)

So today I decided to skip Space Lab (the LISPA version of arts and crafts) and go see a movie. Slumdog Millionare was at the top of my list, so I went, I bought me a ticket, and I "took it in," as they say. And now I'm going to tell you what I thought about it! (Don't worry, I'll try not to spoil anything)

I really really liked it at first. Brilliantly constructed, incredibly well acted, gorgeously shot, woven together in a plausible yet poetic way where nothing was unnecessary; beautiful and filthy and gut-twisting. (And I only had to look away from the screen twice!)

But then the director had to go and turn the darn thing into a romantic comedy fifteen minutes before the end! Why, somebody please tell me, why did he do that?!? It was like he crafted the Venus de Milo, and then finished it off with a clown hat! Some of you may be saying, "But Joanna, I thought you loved romantic comedies! I thought you were a sucker for happy endings!" Yes and yes, but I'll only buy the ending if the film commits to being a romantic comedy from the start. When Harry Met Sally probably wouldn't have been such a classic if it had turned into a slasher movie ten minutes from the end, eh? ;) And if someone tells me they're going to feed me feel-good fluff, I'll eat it up: but if you start making a movie that's that good, I expect you to finish it, and finish it well. So despite the "feel good" ending, when the credits started rolling I didn't feel particularly good: in fact I kind of wished I could see the real ending of the film.

Where Snape kills Dumbledore.
Oops... :)

My rating: :) :) :) :) :| (Really good, but probably not "classic film" material)

Sunday, January 18, 2009

What a day!!!

So this morning I rose bright and early, hopped on the Tube across town, and strolled in to work at 10 am only to find that I wasn't confirmed to work today (completely my fault for not checking), so they were going to send me home. Bummer. However, having nothing to do and the center of London between me and home, I decided to have a grand touristy day out all by myself. And what a day it was! So much happened that I think I'll have to use bullet points.

So... my day today included:

-A stroll in St. James' park and some close encounters with Eurasian Coots and other foreign fowl, some very fat and tame squirrels, and the tourists who were taking pictures of them.

-Seeing Buckinham Palace and the changing of the guards, all of whom were dressed like the Wicked Witch's guards from the Wizard of Oz: the whole thing involved a lot of nonsensical stamping and yelling and pacing up and down and brass bands... bureaucracy made visual, pretty much. Oh, and yes, the hats were very large and fuzzy.

-Buying a ticket for a show this evening at the ICA and, since I was there, it was warm, and it didn't cost anything, seeing a short art documentary on Japanese bondage.

-Having lunch in Trafalger Square, where you're not supposed to feed the pigeons. :(

-Strolling along the Thames and being completely awed by the London Eye, Westminster Abbey, and especially the Houses of Parliament: they're just so gosh-darn BIG!!!! There's this part called the Royal Gate or something (it's really a ridiculously ornate tower with a gate in it), and you literally have to look straight up to see the top, and then the clouds moving makes it seem like it's falling toward you... I pretty much would have immediately sworn allegiance to whoever came out of that thing.

-Wandering along some back alleys, finding both the Royal Courts of Justice and the tiny shop that makes the silly wigs the lawyers and judges wear, getting lost and catching a bus back to Trafalger Square.

-Stopping in at the National Gallery (for free!), watching another short documentary, this time about the Impressionists, and getting entranced by this painting (like I literally stood in front of it for about fifteen minutes): http://www.mystudios.com/rembrandt/works/rembrandt-sp-1640.jpg , and also seeing some Turner, which we'll be doing in class tomorrow.

-Having a lovely dinner at a little Indian restaurant off Trafalger Square, where a guy and his date sat next to me, and I was almost certain that the guy was a celebrity (he looked really familiar). They were talking really fast in French, but I'm almost positive that they said stuff like, "Do you think she (me) knows who I am?" "I don't think so, she's American." "Oh good." Not sure, of course, and I certainly wasn't going to ask. But still possibly exciting!

-Randomly meeting up with a bunch of LISPA folks (including Janice!) at the show I'd bought a ticket for earlier, which was a really crazy play by the Russian company Akye, based on the story of Faust: it involved lots of bells and whistles and sound effects and cigarettes and paint and shadows and puppets and awesomeness.

-Coming home to find that someone had left me a candy bar (presumably to thank me for having fixed the washer/dryer on Friday), but a fruit and nut candy bar, which means that I couldn't eat it, so I gave it to Jill.

Whew! Time for bed. :)

Monday, January 12, 2009

Today's film:

Touch the Sound, about deaf percussionist Evelyn Glennie. Really cool, once again. Kind of mind-blowing. Definitely recommend. :)

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Ridiculosity

I went to see Buster Keaton's "Steamboat Bill Jr." today, with live accompaniment, and man was it good! I'd highly recommend it if you haven't seen it. Cool fact about the film: Keaton performed all his own stunts, and the following one, which the producers tried to convince him not to do, was so dangerous that the camera man couldn't watch: he set the camera rolling and turned away. Of course, it worked just fine. But still!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zsyRhRR5Iu4

If that clip doesn't play (it's uk youtube, so it might not) just search for buster keaton steamboat bill jr. on youtube: it's the clip that 11 seconds long.

Pure genius.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Thoughts for a Thursday night; or, Why market research is like fishing,

(Warning: if you're allergic to elaborate metaphors you'd better stop reading now)

So you all know that I kind of like market research. I've been pondering the question of "In God's name, why?!?", and I think I've come up with an answer. It's like fishing. How?, you ask? Well, I'm going to tell you, gosh darn it!

As a "fisherwoman," I work for the scientists of the fishing world: my company's mission is to observe in detail the traits of as many fish as possible, and then compile the data to present to various big-wigs who are interested in fishes and their spending habits. I'm one of the interns at the lab, as it were, and my job is to dangle some bait in front of a constant stream of randomly selected fishies and try to get them up on the dock so I can probe them for as much information as possible before throwing them back in. Trouble is, there are lots of other fisherpeople farther upstream whose bait looks a whole lot like mine and who will take you home and eat you if you're not careful, and this makes for an awfully cautious/hostile bunch of fish (if you don't know what I'm talking about, just try talking with people who think you're a telemarketer).
So just getting a fish to bite is quite a challenge. It's kind of exciting though, since you never know when you get a bite whether the fish will jump right up on the dock with you and talk your ear off, tell you to shut up and go away, or even ask for your number (as happened to me last night).

So you've gotten hold of a fish: the first thing to do is make sure it's the right species for your particular experiment (half the time it isn't). If it's the right species, you then have the difficult task of keeping the damn thing on the dock for as long as possible before it loses interest and jumps back in the water, all the while trying to take accurate measurements while it's flopping around all over the place and telling you about how last Christmas it got the most charming new casserole dish from its son-in-law when all you want to know is how many fins it's got. Takes a lot of time, patience, and energy, especially when the fish speaks with a heavy Scottish accent and is 83 years old.

And if you get far enough to wish the fish a good evening and throw it back in, congratulations, you've got some data to report! But make sure you toss the bait right back in there, you've got to keep landing fish if you want to keep landing shifts, there are plenty of other interns who want your job!

And there you have it. It's really not as bad as it sounds: yes, you get really abusive folks, but you also get to have conversations with the most lovely people (a couple weeks ago a nice Scottish lady actually offered me her spare room to stay in if I was ever in her part of the world). And though it is ultimately about money, it's also about gathering knowledge, and I find it kind of exciting to get a little glimpse into the lives of strangers who I will never meet and never speak to again, just as I take pleasure in the little glimpses into people's windows that I catch from the Tube as it's speeding by their houses at night. Since I'm really here in this city to learn, all in all market research isn't a half bad job to have, even if it does seem a bit fishy at times. :)

Monday, January 5, 2009

Back to a new home

Hey folks, I'm back! And back to class, in a brand new space! LISPA is now housed in Three Mills Studio (http://www.3mills.com/ if you're interested), a lovely film and TV studio where the likes of Guy Ritchie, Gordon Ramsey, Tim Burton, and Rowan Atkinson reportedly hang around sometimes (http://www.3mills.com/aboutus/credits/index.htm will give you some sense of the kind of people I could possibly see in the coffee shop. Gosh, maybe I'll get to see the stars of a film like Lesbian Vampire Killers, or even Sex Lives of the Potato Men! Oh the excitement... Of course we've been advised to just "leave them alone" if we do recognize anyone really famous. Just being within spitting distance of anyone like that would be enough excitement for me).

The place itself is quite nice: it's located on the site of some historic mills, I think the oldest mills of their kind in England, if not in Europe (or so said the nice gentleman who informed us about the history etc. of 3 mills today). It's a pretty little island that you access via a bridge, and it's under 24-hour security of the sort where you have to wear a photo ID badge on a special lanyard and they yell at you via loudspeaker if you go places you're not supposed to go. The badge is quite exciting, makes me feel like a VIP or something.

Classes are held in two temporary spaces, until we move into our new space in February, where we're told there are sprung floors and the faucets in the loo run with milk and honey. Until then, we're still dashing between classes in different buildings, catching a bathroom break when/wherever we can in poorly supplied and unheated bathrooms, and freezing our butts off all over the place. The worst space is Studio B, a huge hangar-type place that is pretty much just as cold as Hackney (our former space, which we lovingly nicknamed "The Refrigerator") and has about 30 feet of ceiling for the little heat we're supplied to disappear up into. The other space is much nicer, a nice little warm well-lit room that I pretty much just want to move into. We also finally have a proper student lounge with couches, microwave, and fridge where everyone can hang out together, but due to LISPA's crazy scheduling we have literally no time to eat, let alone hang out. It's a recurrent topic of conversation among us that one should never have to choose between peeing and taking a drink of water at their break, but so it is. We get 15 minutes for transit twice a day, which is barely enough time to pee and get to class, let alone eat. And of course the smokers are completely screwed. But it's all good, the administration is really flexible and understanding, so they'll probably give us longer breaks if enough people ask about it.

Today we started having classes with the entire first year: we'll be split up into two classes at the beginning of each week, and the make-up of those classes will change every week. It's nice to work with new people and have fresh faces around, but it is strange to have seen half your class cry and not know the names of the other half. Kind of a unique situation, so we'll see how it goes.

After classes today (which were a combination of tour/orientation and class as normal), we watched the documentary Rivers and Tides, which is about the Scottish artist Andy Goldsworthy. I'd highly highly recommend it to everyone: besides being a brilliantly made film about an equally brilliant artist, it addresses some interesting points about art and artists in general (which is of course why we watched it). There's going to be an optional video-viewing of this sort every Monday, and I'll post the videos we watch here, just in case anyone's interested. I'd also love to hear what y'all thought of the movies, if you do watch them: feel free to shoot me an e-mail about it! ;)

So that's the start to Term 2! Future adventures include me possibly getting a new job (that doesn't involve an hour+ long commute), seeing some celebrities (who knows, maybe I'll just run into Johnny Depp one day? hee hee), and of course the continuing adventure that is LISPA. I'll try to keep updating reasonably often: keep in touch, folks, and thanks for reading! :)